This is the transcript of The Snow Fort.
All: "the snow fort"
Tyrone: hup , , !
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Hi, I'm tyrone, the mountie!
That's my special mountie salute.
It's my duty to protect the mountie snow fort
Way up north in the yukon.
Mountie on duty!
- I'm a mountie
- And I'm marching
through the snow. *
- I'm a mountie,
to the yukon I must go. *
- I'm a mountie of perfection *
- If something needs
protection, *
- Then there's no better
protector you could know! *
- Mountie o-on duty,
mountie o-on duty, *
- I'm a mountie
- And I'm marching
through the snow! *
Mountie pablo reporting for duty!
Hi, mountie pablo.
Hi, mountie tyrone!
Ready to go to our snow fort
In the rugged yukon?
Affirmative, mountie tyrone!
That's how mounties say yes.
Tyrone and pablo: mounties on duty!
Tyrone:
- we are mounties
- And we're marching
through the snow. *
Pablo:
- we are mounties,
to the yukon we must go. *
Tyrone and pablo:
- we are mounties
and we're good sports, *
- And we like defending
snow forts. *
- We are mounties
- And we're marching
through the snow. *
- Yes, we're mounties in
our mountie hats and suits; *
- You can tell us
by our mountie salutes; *
- Guarding all that needs
a watching, *
- For a mountie,
there's no stopping! *
- We are mounties marching
in our mountie boots! *
You know, mountie pablo,
Once we get to our snow fort
In the frozen yukon,
We'll be protecting-
The world's biggest snowball!
Shhhh.
Oh, right.
Whispering in unison: the world's biggest snowball.
Tyrone and pablo: mounties on duty!
To the yukon!
And our mountie snow fort!
Tyrone and pablo: forward march!
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(Tasha giggles)
(Swooshing noises)
Hi, I'm ski patroller uniqua!
And I'm ski patroller tasha!
We ski through the snowy, rugged yukon.
Uniqua: looking for people in trouble to rescue.
When someone needs rescuing-
Uniqua and tasha: the ski patrol never gives up.
Tasha: and the best part is,
We give them hot chocolate to warm them up.
Uniqua and tasha: mmm-mmmm.
Ready to ski, ski patroller?
Ready to ski, ski patroller!
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the rescue!
Uniqua: now, let's head for the rugged yukon,
Where there's lots of snow.
Tasha: and tall pine trees!
Uniqua: and frosty mountain peaks!
Uniqua: ski patrol equipment check!
Shovel?
Check!
Ice suction cups and snow hooks?
Check and check!
Hot chocolate?
Check!
(Sniff) mmm.
This hot chocolate smells scrumptious!
Let's have a little sip.
Uniqua: tasha, put that back!
That hot chocolate is for the people we rescue.
They'll need it to warm up.
Well, if you say so.
Uniqua: now let's go!
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the rescue!
Uniqua:
- the ski patrol is on the go,
- Skiing up and down the snow,
Together:
- we are here
and ready to save you. *
Tasha:
- if you've got snow between
your toes *
- Or icicles inside your nose
Together:
- we are here
and ready to save you! *
- Ski patrol is in control
- Saving people,
that's our goal *
- Ski patrol is in control
- Ski patrol to the rescue!
- Ski patrol to the rescue!
Tasha:
- the ski patrol is on the go,
- Skiing up and down the snow,
Together:
- we are here
and ready to save you! *
Uniqua:
- we'll warm you up
and keep you safe, *
- If you're cold,
we'll kiss your face. *
Together:
- we are here
and ready to save you! *
- Ski patrol is in control
- Saving people,
that's our goal *
- Ski patrol is in control,
- Ski patrol to the rescue!
- Ski patrol to the rescue!
- Ski patrol to the rescue!
Tyrone and pablo: hup , , .
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Pablo: how much farther, tyrone?
Tyrone: I'm sure it's just up ahead.
There it is!
Our mountie snow fort.
Pablo: isn't it beautiful?
Tyrone : c'mon, mountie pablo.
Pablo: to the snow fort!
See anybody who needs to be rescued,
Ski patroller tasha?
Nope. Nothing but snow.
Well, we'll just have to keep looking.
Right.
'Cause there's gotta be someone out there
Who needs our help!
Let's go, ski patrol!
Together: ski patrol to the rescue!
Tyrone: it's time to do our duty, mountie pablo!
Pablo: protect our mountie snow fort
Tyrone: and the world's biggest snowball!
From fort invaders,
And snowball raiders!
Together: mounties on duty!
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the rescue!
I wish there was somebody to rescue.
We'll find someone.
The ski patrol never gives up!
We just have to keep looking.
Well, I'm getting tired of looking.
I know! You can rescue me!
But, you're perfectly fine.
Am i? I don't know.
(Sigh)
Ahhh! Help me!
I've fallen in the snow
And I can't get up!
Uh-oh! (Giggles)
I'll help you, little girl!
The ski patrol is ready to save you!
(Giggles)
Thanks, ski patrol!
No problem.
That's what ski patrollers do!
Now how about some hot chocolate to warm you up?
(Giggles) well, okay.
Mmm. Scrumptious.
Uh-oh. Wait a minute!
What is it, tasha?
Aahhhh!
Help! Help, ski patrol!
I'm trapped under the snow!
Don't worry little trapped girl!
The ski patrol will dig you out!
(Giggles)
Thank you, ski patroller.
May I have some hot chocolate please?
Of course.
Mmm. Delectable.
Uniqua: now wasn't that exciting?
Tasha: yes, but it would be more exciting
To actually save someone.
Uniqua: then let's go find someone to save.
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the rescue!
Tyrone: all clear for inspection, mountie pablo?
Pablo: affirmative, mountie tyrone.
Tyrone: prepare to open the vault!
(Grunts of effort)
Tyrone: the world's biggest snowball.
Pablo: it's magnificent!
Tyrone: it certainly is.
Pablo: and it's our duty to protect it.
Mountie pablo, ready for snowball duty!
Tyrone: mountie tyrone, also ready for snowball duty!
Together: mounties on duty!
Tyrone and pablo:
- snowball duty,
- Guarding a big snowball
- Yes, we're on snowball duty!
- We're mounties
standing tall! *
- Snowball duty!
- We'll never ever fall!
- 'Cause we are
mounties on duty, *
- Guarding a big snowball!
Pablo:
- big and round
and twinkling all aglow; *
- Oh, you great big
massive ball of snow. *
- You'd make the world's
biggest snowcone, *
- But we won't ever, ever
leave you alone. *
- 'Cause we're on...
Tyrone and pablo:
- snowball duty,
- Guarding a big snowball.
- Yes, we're on snowball duty!
- We're mounties
standing tall! *
- Snowball duty!
- We'll never ever fall! *
- 'Cause we are
mounties on duty, *
- Guarding a big snowball!
Tyrone:
- mounties always
have a mountie plan; *
- Stopping raiders
any way we can. *
- You know a snowball's safe *
- When it's protected
by a mountie man *
- 'Cause we're on...
Tyrone and pablo:
- snowball duty,
- Guarding a big snowball.
- Yes, we're on snowball duty!
- We're mounties
standing tall! *
- Snowball duty!
- We'll never ever fall! *
- 'Cause we are,
mounties on duty, *
- Guarding a big snowball!
- Yes, we are
mounties on duty, *
- Guarding a big snowball! *
We've gotta keep fort invaders out!
And snowball raiders away!
Uhh, but what if they try to get in here,
Into the fort?
Tyrone: that would be bad.
Pablo: that would be very bad!
Tyrone: but that's why we've got
(Whispers) booby traps.
That's right!
Lots of different booby traps,
So no one can get in.
We better get to work
And make sure the booby traps are set.
Booby trap check, mountie pablo!
Pablo: affirmative, mountie tyrone!
Tyrone and pablo: mounties on duty!
Uniqua: hey, look, a snow fort!
Maybe someone inside it needs to be rescued.
Tasha: let's go see!
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the rescue!
Tyrone: booby trap number , set and ready!
Pablo: booby trap number , set and ready!
Tyrone: booby trap number , set and ready!
Tyrone and pablo: mounties on duty!
Tyrone: to your post, mountie pablo!
Pablo: affirmative!
TYRONE: You need to keep a lookout for those snow fort invaders!
PABLO: And for snowball raiders!
(However, just as Pablo went over to the windows, his expression changes into a form of widened eyes and a more horrified look. Tasha and Uniqua could barely be seen skiing down the hill, but he did see two figures coming towards him.)
PABLO: (shocked) UH-OH! UH-OH! UH, LOOK! RAIDERS! THEY WANNA TAKE OUR SNOWBALL! DON'T PANIC, TYRONE! JUST STAY CALM! CALL THE MOUNTIES!
TYRONE: (loudly) Pablo?
PABLO: Yeah?
TYRONE: We are the mounties and we'll protect our snow fort!
PABLO: (worried) But the door to the vault is still open!
TYRONE: I'LL CLOSE IT! (Goes to close the vault but the door would not budge) MOUNTIE PABLO, HELP!
TASHA: (stops short) Hey, did you hear somebody-
UNIQUA: Call for help?
(Inside the fort, Tyrone and Pablo both push the vault door closed. The noise alarms the girl skiers)
UNIQUA: Did you hear that?
TASHA: (realizes) THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THERE!
Uniqua: and they must need our help!
We're coming!
We'll save you!
Uniqua: let's go!
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the rescue!
PABLO: (shocked) Raiders! There are raiders outside and they're climbing the steps!
TYRONE: (shushes Pablo) Shhh! They'll hear us!
Pablo: (quietly) Sorry.
Tyrone: We've got to keep them out! It's time to use... the booby traps.
Pablo: Affirmative, mountie tyrone!
Tyrone and pablo: mounties on duty!
Tasha: we're coming!
Uniqua: we're coming to save you!
Tyrone: activate booby trap number 1!
Pablo: affirmative!
Tyrone and pablo: ... ... ...
Pablo: booby trap number 1!
Tyrone and Pablo: (in unison) The ice ramp!
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the-
Whoa!
Uniqua: we're sliding back!
Whoa!
Tyrone: did you hear that?
Pablo: it worked!
Booby trap number worked!
Tyrone: we rule!
Pablo: raiders can't get in here!
Tyrone: woo hoo!
Woo hoo hoo hoo!
Uniqua: did you hear that?
It sounds like someone's in trouble!
We have to save them!
Tasha: but we can't get to the front door.
The ski patrol never gives up!
If it's too steep and slippery to walk up,
We'll have to climb up!
Tasha: well, if you say so.
Want to use ice suction cups?
Ice suction cups, yeah!
Come on!
Uniqua: almost there!
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the rescue!
Uniqua: wa-hoo!
Tasha: we made it!
Both: yeah!
Uniqua: I'll ring the doorbell!
(Doorbell rings)
Tyrone: uh-oh!
Pablo: they rang the doorbell!
Tyrone: I know. Shhhh.
Pablo: that means they're at the door.
Tyrone: I know. Shhhhh!
(Doorbell rings)
Tasha: nobody's answering!
Uniqua: maybe they're so cold,
Their lips have frozen together!
That does happen.
Tasha: they so need hot chocolate!
Uniqua: I wonder who's in there?
Uniqua:
- who could be inside there?
Tasha:
- are they alone and scared? *
Uniqua:
- how we gonna rescue
that soul *
Tasha:
- let's push open this door
Uniqua:
- yeah, then we can see
for sure *
- Who needs help
from ski patrol! *
Uniqua and tasha:
- someone's in there,
someone's in there, *
- If we don't try
to get them out *
- We'll never know.
- Hope that someone
doesn't pout, *
- Hey, we're gonna
get you out *
- You poor frightened
person in the snow. *
Uniqua: come on, ski patroller! Push!
Tyrone:
- who could be outside there?
Pablo:
- a snowball eating
polar bear? *
Tyrone:
- could it be
a snowball melter? *
Pablo:
- could it be
a snowball raider? *
Tyrone:
- or a tricky fort invader
- Busting up
our snowball shelter? *
Tyrone and pablo:
- someone's out there,
someone's out there, *
- But we won't let those nasty
raiders bust on through *
- They think they can
break in, *
- But they are mistaken
- 'Cause it's time
for booby trap number ! *
Tyrone: booby trap number !
Tyrone and pablo: snowballs!
Uniqua: oh no!
Tasha: noooooo!
Uniqua and tasha: (screaming)
Pablo: hey, listen to that!
Tyrone: maybe we stopped the fort invaders!
Pablo: maybe we didn't.
Uniqua and tasha:
- someone's out there!
Tyrone and pablo:
- someone's in there!
Uniqua and tasha:
- if we don't try
and try and try, *
- We'll never know.
- We're gonna keep on trying
Tyrone and pablo:
- and trying and trying
and trying *
Uniqua and tasha:
- till we save that someone
stuck inside the snow. *
Tyrone and pablo:
- we're gonna keep on trying
Uniqua and tasha:
- and trying and trying
and trying *
Tyrone and pablo:
- till that someone leaves
as fast as they can go *
- Till that someone
isn't there any more! *
Tasha: you know, it's really hard to get into this snow fort.
Maybe we should just give up.
Uniqua: tasha!
The ski patrol never gives up!
We have to find a way in!
There's someone inside this snow fort
Who needs our help.
Look up there...
The window.
We can climb up the wall
And go in through it.
Well, if you say so.
What about snow hooks?
Good idea, ski patroller tasha.
Now, let's climb!
(Grunts of effort)
Tyrone: hey, do you hear that?
Pablo: yeah! They're climbing the walls!
Tyrone: mountie pablo,
It's definitely time for booby trap number !
Pablo: affirmative, mountie tyrone!
Tyrone and pablo: ... ... ...
Booby trap number -
The snow blocks!
Tasha: whoa!
Uniqua: watch out!
Whoa!
Tasha: whoa!
Oof!
Tasha: well, that didn't go so well.
Uniqua: we've got to get inside.
There's someone in there who needs our help.
Tasha: and our delectable hot chocolate.
There's got to be another way.
We've tried pushing,
We've tried climbing,
We've tried ringing the doorbell.
Tasha: but we haven't tried digging.
Snow shovel?
Uniqua: snow shovel.
Pablo: do you think our booby traps worked?
Tyrone: I don't know.
Pablo: do you think someone's still out there?
Tyrone: I don't know.
Well what are we going to do?
Tyrone: we could look out the window.
Pablo: great idea, mountie tyrone.
Pablo: see any raiders, mountie tyrone?
Tyrone: nope. No raiders.
See anything, ski patroller uniqua?
Nope, not a soul.
Tyrone: there's only one way to be sure the raiders have gone.
We have to go down and look around.
Rope ladder, mountie pablo!
Affirmative, mountie tyrone!
(Cut back to the inside of the fort where girls are still looking around)
TASHA: (sees no one's home) There's nobody in here!
UNIQUA: Let's look around and make sure.
Tasha: (notices the sealed vault) What's that?
Uniqua: (muffles as if to say: "I don't know.")
(Outside, Pablo and Tyrone had climbed down to the bottom to the front where they noticed the hole in worry.)
TYRONE: (inspects the hole) Look! Someone dug a hole into our fort!
PABLO: (shocked) UH-OH! WE CAN'T LET THEM NEAR THE SNOWBALL! LET'S GO AFTER THEM!
UNIQUA: look, a window!
Maybe someone climbed out.
Tasha: let's go out after them.
Tyrone: that's weird! No one's in here!
Pablo: where'd they go?
Tasha: that's weird! No one's out here!
Uniqua: where'd they go?
TASHA: There's definitely no one in here!
UNIQUA: (realizes) You're right! Maybe they got outside somehow. Let's look.
(However, Pablo and Tyrone were actually climbing up. And when Tasha and Uniqua went back to the window to have another look, they suddenly came up of out of nowhere, catching the girls completely by surprise and causing the two mountaineers to accidently let go of the ladder out of panic, and land with a big "thud!".
Pablo and Tyrone: (peeking their feet out from a snow pile) HELP! HELP! HELP!
TASHA: (shocked) Oh, my goodness! Someone's in trouble!
UNIQUA: Come on, we've got to rescue them!
Uniqua and Tasha: (in unison) Ski patrol to the rescue! (They repeat the line 4 times as they jumped into the hole they just dug up)
Tyrone and Pablo: HELP! HELP!
Uniqua: Don't worry.
Tasha: We'll save you!
Uniqua and Tasha: one, two, three!
Tasha: tyrone!
Tyrone: tasha!
Uniqua: pablo!
Pablo: uniqua!
Uniqua and tasha: we saved you!
Tasha: here! Have some- oops!
Wait a minute!
Tasha: yup, still hot!
Here you go!
Mmm. Delicious!
Tyrone: it certainly is.
Hey, good job saving us.
Uniqua: that's what ski patrollers do!
But what are you guys doing here?
Tyrone: we're mounties, guarding this fort.
Pablo: and protecting the worlds biggest snowball from raiders.
Tyrone: but we scared 'em off just before you showed up!
Tyrone and pablo: mounties on duty!
The world's biggest snowball?
Pablo: yup!
Tyrone: would you like to see it?
Uniqua and tasha: yeah!
Pablo: come on!
Uniqua and tasha: wow!
Uniqua: beautiful!
Tasha: now that's a big snowball.
Tyrone: it certainly is.
Uniqua: you did a good job guarding.
Tyrone and pablo: thanks.
Tyrone: that's what mounties do.
Tyrone and pablo: mounties on duty!
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the rescue!
(Their stomachs growl)
Uniqua: all that ski patrolling made me hungry.
Tasha: me too.
Tyrone: snack time at my house?
Uniqua: okay!
Pablo: yeah, snacktime!
Uniqua: all right!
Tyrone and pablo: mounties on duty!
Uniqua and tasha: ski patrol to the rescue!
(Giggles)
Tyrone: that was a rugged yukon adventure, don't you think?
(All agreeing) yeah. Totally!
All:
- we've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore. *
- Now it's time for us
to have a snack *
- Meet you next time
- When we're back
- With your friends,
the backyardigans! *
Pablo: see you!
Uniqua and tasha: see you later!
Pablo: see you next time
Tyrone: snacktime!
Tasha: yeah!
Pablo: yummy!
Tyrone: mounties on duty!
Uniqua: ski patrol to the rescue!